THE GREAT INDIAN LITTERBUG! A TIMES OF INDIA CAMPAIGN.

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO MR AND MRS LITTERBUG. THEY ARE KNOWN FOR KEEPING THE STREETS DIRTY. THEY LOVE TO DO SO.  READ MORE ABOUT THE GREAT INDIAN LITTERBUG AT http://greatindian.timesofindia.com/ THIS POST IS A PART OF AN INDIBLOGGER EVENT.

IN OUR ATTEMPTS TO WESTERNIZE, WE ARE DOING ALL SORTS OF THINGS, FROM CHANGING TO CROP TOPS FROM SALWAR KURTAS , AND HAVING GRAFFITI DESIGNS ON OUR WALLS INSTEAD OF "LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH IN 2 DAYS" POSTERS!

(P.S: IN MY OPINION, EVEN IF SHAKESPEARE HIMSELF, CAME DOWN TO TEACH US ENGLISH IN TWO DAYS, IT WOULD BE RATHER DIFFICULT FOR HIM!)

HOWEVER,WE INDIANS HAVE A LITTLE DIFFERENT STYLE OF GRAFFITI, WE HAVE SOME AWESOME PAN GRAFFITI ON OUR WALLS. HOW COOL IS THAT? FROM THE RICKSHAW WALA BHAIYAS TO ANY ORDINARY STREET WALKER, ALL INDIANS ARE IMMENSELY BLESSED WITH THE TALENT OF PAN GRAFFITI. 

PAN GRAFFITI IS AN AGE OLD ART, SPREADING DAY AFTER DAY WHERE SOME REALLY INNOVATIVE DESIGNS ARE BEING MADE ON THE WALLS OF THE BUILDINGS AND EVEN MONUMENTS. AND GUESS WHAT IS THE BEST PART, IT DOES NOT EVEN REQUIRE PAINTS AND BRUSHES! ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS PAINTING IS SOME WELL CHEWED PAN, WHICH MAKES AN AMAZING RED PAINTING ON OUR WALLS. AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS EVEN MORE SPECIAL ABOUT THIS PAINTING? 

IT IS SPECIALLY MADE ON WALLS THAT SAY, "DO NOT SPIT". 

I THINK THERE REALLY SHOULD BE PICTURES SUPPORTING THIS CAPTION, BECAUSE WE INDIANS LIKE COLOUR! THIS IS THE MAIN REASON WHY MOST MEN FIND "JUST" THIS CAPTION, "DO NOT SPIT" ON WALLS BORING,AND ADD COLOUR TO IT BY DOING EXACTLY THE REVERSE!

OR IS IT THAT,THESE DO NOT SPIT SIGNS HAVE BEEN HIDDEN BY SEVERAL SPITS ON THE WALLS? WELL, IT IS FOR US TO FIGURE OUT.

THE GREAT INDIAN LITTERBUG HAS A HABIT OF DECORATING EVEN THE STREETS, WITH THE FRESHLY FINISHED CHIPS PACKET OR A SUPER CUTE CHOCOLATE WRAPPER. WHY SHOULD THE STREETS FEEL LEFT OUT? THEY SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN CHARM AS WELL RIGHT? 

AND DO YOU KNOW, THE GREAT INDIAN LITTERBUG, DOES NOT LIKE DUSTBINS, OR IS MOST PROBABLY, VERY LAZY. AS HE FINISHES EATING A BANANA AFTER A LONG, TIRING DAY AT OFFICE, HE IS REALLY TIRED TO WALK 10 MTS, TO A DUSTBIN WHICH AWAITS THE PEEL. HE JUST PREFERS THROWING THE BANANA PEEL OUTSIDE THE WINDOW, SO THAT THE SLIMY YELLOW PEEL EITHER DECORATES A BALD MAN'S BORING HEAD OR GIVES A KID A FREE SKATING RIDE! HE IS DOING SOCIAL SERVICE BY SAVING THE HARD EARNED PIGGY BANK MONEY OF THE LITTLE BOY,,, THAT HE WOULD OTHERWISE SPEND ON BUYING SKATES, RATHER, THE BANANA PEEL THROWN BY MR. LITTERBUG HELPS IN THIS!

TALKING ABOUT SOCIAL SERVICE, HOW CAN WE FORGET THE LOVELY MRS. LITTERBUG! USUALLY SHE AVOIDS THE DUSTBIN, BUT ON BEACH CLEANING DRIVES, SHE RELIGIOUSLY IS PRESENT ALONG WITH HER SELFIE STICK AND BEAUTIFUL LEATHER PURSE( ONLY ONE ENVIRONMENT FRIENDLY THING AT A TIME PLEASE!) BEACH CLEANING DRIVES HAPPEN BECAUSE THE BEACHES GET DIRTY.( OBVIOUSLY!) BEACHES GET DIRTY SO THAT BEACH CLEANING DRIVES CAN HAPPEN. BEACH CLEANING DRIVES ARE IMPORTANT FOR MRS. LITTERBUG TO SHOW OFF HER SOCIAL SKILLS. THAT IS WHY LITTER IS CREATED FOR BEACH CLEANING DRIVES TO HAPPEN. ITS A CYCLE. A NEVER ENDING ONE. MRS. LITTERBUG CLEANS THE MESS CREATED BY HER DURING THE SEVERAL RELIGIOUS MORNING WALKS ON THE BEACH( WHICH WERE MEANT TO MAINTAIN HER FIGURE! AND SHE USED TO THROW NUTRI BAR WRAPPERS!)

WELL, NOW LETS TAKE INSIGHT INTO THE ENTIRE DISCUSSION, AND THINK. WHAT IF WE HAVE BEAUTIFUL GRAFFITI ON CLEAN WALLS INSTEAD OF PAN ONES? WHAT IF MR. LITTERBUG THROWS THE BANANA PEEL INTO THE DUSTBIN INSTEAD OF THE ROAD, WHAT IF MRS. LITTERBUG DOES NOT GIVE NGOS A CHANCE TO ORGANISE  A BEACH CLENING DRIVE BY KEEPING THE BEACHES CLEAN? WHAT IF.........

MR. AND MRS. LITTERBUG WERE CALLED CLEANLINESSBUGS? :D